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About "Fur and Loathing"
Episode Number: 4.06
Season: 4
Taken from tvtome.com: The team is introduced to the "Furry" side of Vegas when a man is found dead on the side of the road, dressed in a racoon suit. Elsewhere in Vegas, a gunshot victim is found in a deep-freezer, frozen solid.
Bud:Rocky was "scritching" me.
Catherine:That's one I haven't heard.
Catherine:The eternal question.... why did the man in the raccoon suit cross the road?
CORONER: Last time this happened they tried to chop the guy out. 1989, the year the Mirage opened.
NICK: How'd it go?
CORONER: Eh, lost an arm and a leg.
CATHERINE: Anything on Mr. Raccoon?
WARRICK: Yeah, Robert Pitt. Court Ordered to AA after a DUI.
CATHERINE: That explains the thirty day chip. Maybe he fell off the wagon after he hit 31.
WARRICK: Yeah, if I had to walk around dressed as "Rocky Raccoon" I'd have to be drinking too.
Gil Grissom: Freud said that the only unusual sexual behavior was not to have any at all. After that, it was only a matter of opportunity and preference. Some people obviously prefer the feel of fur to the texture of human skin.
Catherine Willows: Well, I like a hairy chest, but that doesn't mean I'm going to go bop a six-foot weasel.
Gil Grissom: Most mammals only copulate seasonally.
Catherine Willows: How boring.
Grissom: What is the one thing that furries have that attracts you to them? [Catherine looks deadpanned] They are adorable. Nobody could resist them.
Catherine: I don't care what you call them, this is weirding me out.
[a suspect is at a convention for people who dress as animals]
Brass:What do we do... put out an A.P.B. on Tom and Jerry?
SECURITY GUARD PETEY: A little after 11:00. Grabbed a burger and came back.
NICK: What kind of burger?
SECURITY GUARD PETEY: In 'n' Out -- three blocks from here.
NICK: I love In 'n' Out. I always get the In 'n' Out double, animal style.
SECURITY GUARD PETEY: That's what I get.
NICK: You grill the onions?
SECURITY GUARD PETEY: Hell, yeah.
NICK: Now, that is crazy, Petey, 'cause you know, being an In 'n' Out kind of
guy, I know it takes at least five minutes to grill the onions alone.
SECURITY GUARD PETEY: Come on, man.
NICK: That time of night, you're lucky if you don't wait 20 minutes just to get
to the window.
SECURITY GUARD PETEY: Look, my boss finds out I'm leaving the site every night
to get my burger on, I'm toast.
NICK: I already checked. There's not too many places in clark county that
specialize in granite installation, so...
SARA: Okay, I will bet you a double-double animal style that one of them
employs a guy with a blue 1984 monte carlo.
NICK: That's a bet.
SARA: Excellent.
Door Fur: "What's the password?"
Catherine: "EIEIO?"
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